It's a Sign

I have thoroughly enjoyed ogling Spain's signs which most tourists overlook because they are too consumed in historically important structures. Pshaw! As a seasoned traveler, I eschew obvious tourist traps such as the Roman aqueducts and El Greco's masterpieces. Instead, I seek to examine what the every day Spaniard encounters. What I have found are cryptic street signs that I am quite certain are failed Pictionary drawings.

Obey, lest God strike thee down?

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